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Total Medals Earned: 49 (From 10 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,130 Points

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 1/10/10
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Communist in Space

Qvit Stalin Unlocked 11/15/09
5 Points
Start already!
Liberated Unlocked 11/15/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 6/15/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Hop A Cop Unlocked 6/15/10
10 Points
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 5/27/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Mini Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
SpaceShuttle Unlocked 10/7/09
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
LearJet 25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
B2 50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52 50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747 50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga 50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde 50 Points Crush the Concorde
Ducks 50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Medals Earned: 4/12 (125/500 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/18/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 3/18/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
First Blood Unlocked 3/18/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/18/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Fishmonger Unlocked 3/18/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Exasperated 5 Points View the game walkthrough.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/23 (30/540 points)

The Green Kingdom

Dodger Unlocked 6/6/15
5 Points
Build at least three structures on the enemy attack path
First Blood Unlocked 6/6/15
5 Points
Kill the first enemy soldier
OMG Unlocked 6/6/15
5 Points
Pass the level without losing any of your structures
Conqueror Unlocked 6/6/15
10 Points
Occupy 150 land tiles
MrCleaner Unlocked 6/6/15
10 Points
Clean 10 tiles from trees
Buffett's Child Unlocked 6/6/15
25 Points
Earn 350 golds in the first 30 seconds
Financier Unlocked 6/6/15
25 Points
Earn 5000 golds
Foreman Unlocked 6/6/15
25 Points
Build 100 structures
Freddy Unlocked 6/6/15
50 Points
Kill 750 enemy soldiers
Spender Unlocked 6/6/15
50 Points
Spend 10000 golds
Wrecking Ball Unlocked 6/6/15
50 Points
Destroy 250 enemy structures
Castles Fall Unlocked 6/7/15
100 Points
Destroy 30 enemy castles
Big Daddy 25 Points Find and click the secret button
Serial Killer 25 Points Kill 20 enemy soldiers in the first 60 seconds
Tornado 25 Points Destroy 3 enemy structures in the first 60 seconds
Gagarin 50 Points Earn 30 stars

Medals Earned: 12/16 (360/485 points)

Time Fcuk

Is something wrong? Unlocked 9/17/09
10 Points
get to lvl 9
You've learned nothing 5 Points Get the bad ending
Everyone will leave you 10 Points get to level 28
Opinionated 10 Points vote on 3 maps
You are your only companion in life. 10 Points get to level 22
Obsessed 25 Points Vote on 33 maps
Lost in forever 50 Points beat an explore campaign
The Assent 50 Points Get the good ending
O))) 100 Points Vote on 333 maps

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 8/20/09
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 8/20/09
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 8/20/09
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 8/20/09
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark Unlocked 8/21/09
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur Unlocked 8/20/09
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 8/21/09
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 8/20/09
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 8/20/09
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 8/20/09
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted Unlocked 8/20/09
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus Unlocked 8/20/09
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 8/20/09
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional Unlocked 8/20/09
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive Unlocked 8/21/09
25 Points
Use a nuke
Addicted Unlocked 8/20/09
50 Points
Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell Unlocked 8/21/09
50 Points
Buy everything
Master Unlocked 8/20/09
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler Unlocked 8/20/09
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge Unlocked 8/20/09
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)

Warriors of the Portal

Screw you Asimov Unlocked 7/17/11
25 Points
Mindchamber survives the battle
Hail to the King 5 Points Support Pico Day
C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points "Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Change of Perspective 10 Points Evade "A" freezing death
Erotic Bonus 10 Points Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
RT I like it 25 Points Gigantor survives the battle
Cameo I Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cameo II Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cameo III Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
WTF? FTW! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/150 points)